Monday, March 10, 2008

Yes, I am serious.

"Just as you are planting the beet seed in the ground, I am planting my seed in you," a quote from my favorite assistant to the manager.

Not sure how to say this so here it goes....I got my wife knocked up. Yup, she has a bun in the oven. She is preggers. Baby on board. My spawn. The fruit of my loins. Future knee biter. The circle of life.
Oh yeah, it's all in there.

So here are some answers to the most common questions:

-No, we are not finding out the sex. We are waiting until it gets into puberty for that.

-She/he is due Sept 16, so she/he is almost 13 weeks along. No Cheq fat tire for me this year, and we had just gotten the cabin too!

-Yes, there is only one in there

-As far as I know it is mine. If questions pop up about that later, Maury Povich will help sort them out.

-We weren't necessarily trying or preventing. Let's say that we had pulled the goalie, but had not tried to take a shot on goal yet.

-We have seen 3 ultrasounds already. You can see the fingernails and everything.

-Yes, my boys can swim.

-I would prefer a boy, but would be just as happy with a girl. As the cliche goes, "I just want it to be healthy."

So there you go. Have fun at work.


Anonymous said...

Congratulations! You'll have to get one of those little trailers to pull with your bike now.


Charly Tri said...

Oh,yeah. The Burley may get the nod as it has a ski attachment for snow adventures. Then you got to look at strollers/joggers. The Bob stuff is looking like it will find its way into my house.

BTW, I would have put a picture of my Baby's momma, but the computer at our house was unhooked for floor sanding. Gotta get the baby's room ready you know.

BlueEyedBikinBabe said...

Score baby! Literally! :) Congrats! I knew that one day you left early you were going to see if your boys could swim or not.

Brendan said...

Congrats! More proof that riding just makes the boys swim even faster=)

Now we can talk about kid trailers rather than race bikes=)

Anonymous said...

Congrats to you both! I just want to know one thing....if it's a boy can I take him to prom? -Corkette

Mario said...

Congrats! Welcome to the club of making every minute of your training worth two.

Now "My Babies mama" means what it says.

Charly Tri said...

Let it be known, that if my wife gives birth to a boy, Corkette has reserved him for prom. His prom date should only be close to 50 years old at that point. Looks like he is already taking after his old man.