We are in trouble...
population of this country is 300 million.
million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing Osama
Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people
That leaves just two people to do the
You and me.
Sitting on your ***,
At your computer, reading jokes..
Nice. Real nice.
Time for you to get back to work.
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