...your true love will give to you a subscription to Mountain Flyer magazine. There have been many magazines that have graced my bathroom over the years, but this is most definitely the best. Sure, it is focused on the western mountain states, but it is supposed to. Great pictures, great articles, some road, mostly off road, racing, bikes, events, worth the little extra over Mountain Bike Action (who can't find a Specialized bike that is the best ever), Dirt Rag (A little to into the beer/fixie crowd for me), or my #2 Velonews (too focused on road and cx).
This picture was taken off their website.