After checking WebMD.com and talking with my gynecologist, I might have THIS in my right eye; causing excessive tearing.
Only a one hour ride at 10 degrees.
What does that mean? Well, here is another equation to work out.
This race and it's much colder temps.
Yeah, instead of dealing with my eye freezing shut and the awkwardness of that, or huge stalactites hanging off my face, I may just be a pirate. I don't feel like trying to spend the entire race trying to keep my non-dominant eye functional.
Oh, and I am growing facial hair for warmth, you like? Nothing to impressive as I remember 8th grade classmates with full on face rugs. The wife is not so found of my man hairs.
I am trying to think of my new nickname. McDreamy and McSteamy are taken...